Miss Vietnahm*

whiitethrash: are you really doing miss vietnam?
vietnamese friend: i dont know
vietnamese friend: haha
vietnamese friend: did you find the website
whiitethrash: no
whiitethrash: but i am about to
whiitethrash: and i want you to
whiitethrash: so i can cheer you on
whiitethrash: youd have to make me signs
whiitethrash: in vietnamese
whiitethrash: okay, here it is
whiitethrash: and first of all
whiitethrash: the girl on the left
whiitethrash: is not vietnamese
whiitethrash: she is indian.
vietnamese friend: lol
whiitethrash: 2ndly
vietnamese friend: shes probably part
whiitethrash: the girl 2nd from the right
whiitethrash: is hispanic
whiitethrash: and miss congeniality is obviously chinese
whiitethrash: this is all wrong.
whiitethrash: rebecca jasmine??
vietnamese friend: haha
whiitethrash: theres a slight possibility
whiitethrash: she's jewish.

question: is being in the miss vietnam pageant the worst fucking idea? or is me going and cheering her on from the audience while holding a sign that says something in vietnamese the worst fucking idea? or are they both super awesome ideas? well i'll tell you what the best fucking idea was, and that was having girls who are blatantly not vietnamese (or asian!) winning! viva rigged competitions/bribery/liars!!!



*NAHM. i did it on purpose.

ambassador roommate kirsten meets the academic bowl.

so last year roommate kirsten and i stumbled across what may be our true calling. and no, it wasn't the female of the universe televised broadcast. instead it was the Arizona State University Academic Bowl. she and i came across it one night on campus in a little room with a stage somewhere in the labrynth that is known as the Memorial Union. basically each college at the university has it's own team of four-eight "brains", and they compete in a game show style head to head trivia-fest. with buzzers!! BUZZERS!! I KNOW. the initial step to team placement involves some sort of "written exam" that needs to be taken sometime during the first week of school. omg i love exams (NOT!) but i do love academic bowls! anyway, after watching the college of fine arts lose HORRIBLY to some engineers or science nerds or some other college with promising post-graduate careers (and no lie, between the two of us, we knew all the answers - we could have won that thing!) we said "NEXT YEAR BITCHES. WE WILL BE ON THAT TEAM NEXT YEAR."

and this is that next year.

roommate kirsten is out of town though, out of the country even, and so i just had to make sure she would have time to take the test with me. because i want her on my team! but mostly because i don't know where the office is that we're supposed to take it in, and i'm almost positive that she does.

anyway, to roommate kirsten i wrote:

i dont know if youre checking your email from across the pond but you should be.

we need to take the test for the academic bowl. we have to. that team would be so rad with us on it hahha.

and from roommate kirsten i received:


i am. im in france right now
and i hate it so far. just got here bout 2 hours ago. the french really are stupid jerk faces. ive found one nice one though and he woks at the counter at the hotel. but i did see the thing for the academic bowl and i agree. hows the house? i got you a key chain. its so stupid. ahaha

this test is going to be so great. is this a WFI or what?? here i come, WFI!!! here i come!!!

gemath y: nicole richie is confirmed pregnant
whiite thrash: yup.
whiite thrash: think she'll "miscarry"
gemath y: haha
gemath y: you are awful
gemath y: but I sure hope so

roommate kirsten = female of the universe

ever since roommate kirsten changed her myspace profile location to read "lebanon" instead of the more accurate "scottsdale" she has been quite the popular little arab!!!

kirsten: check out this message i got from egypt

kirsten: Hi,

Greetings from the land of the Pharos – EGYPT

We will be organizing an International and Very Special Event


Female of the Universe Competition 2008

During the Period of June 17th – 26th, 2008 in

Sharm El Sheikh - Egypt

The Competition will include the participation of (80) Females from different countries

Participation is opened – NOT limited to one from each country


It’s Not a BEAUTY Competition – It’s Not a MODELING Competition

It’s a MIXTURE of both – we need to choose a

FEMALE OF THE UNIVERSE 2008


For Details: www.femaleuniverse.net

PARTICIPATION IS FREE

kirsten: i would like to be female of the universe!
whiitethrash: oh
whiitethrash: its beauty AND modeling.
whiitethrash: not one or the other.
kirsten: ahahaha
whiitethrash: phew.
whiitethrash: you didnt stand a chance before.
whiitethrash: but now
whiitethrash: now you do!
kirsten: i know!
kirsten: what an awesome title
kirsten: female of the universe
whiitethrash: i feel like
kirsten: if i had that
whiitethrash: muslim countries dont have those kinds of competitions.
kirsten: i would put it on everything
kirsten: ahaha
whiitethrash: clearly its a trick
kirsten: i know right
whiitethrash: to get a bunch of women in a room
whiitethrash: and stone them to death.
whiitethrash: WORST FUCKING IDEA.
whiitethrash: DONT DO IT.


if you're interested though, you can get more information here: http://www.myspace.com/life_network_agency . and if that URL doesn't seem like a legit corporation, i don't know what does. happy siiiiigh.