STOP IT.

I didn't even know you edited my post.

DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.

I'll have to call you a cunt or something and that will take away from my calling you gay all the time. And you know I love to do that.

So don't do that! Why would it gross you out that we are garnering hits from porn freaks? Everyone likes porn. I love porn. I'd eat it for breakfast if I could!

And if you edit this, I swear, I'll send you anthrax. Again.

Fuck you.

I wrote about almost being peed on, so fuck you. I'm sorry my life isn't as tragic as yours.

I'm going to go make cheesecake and buy a digital camera.

Also, edit my posts and I will send you anthrax in the mail. <3