Showing posts with label things i think are funny but other people probably don't. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things i think are funny but other people probably don't. Show all posts

Friday, May 8, 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

stuck in traffic

me: where are you?

kirsten: i've been stuck in traffic for hours. i am not even out of phoenix.

me: people who get into car accidents are so inconsiderate.

kirsten: i've been saying that for years.

me: i'm looking it up online. it happened an hour and a half ago - it must be a big deal if it hasn't been cleared yet...

kirsten: there better be five people and a cop dead!

sasha: bad karma!

kirsten: i'm joking. but srsly...

Thursday, April 2, 2009

text message

cari: I basically met your clone, except is blonde, and plays in a band. you guys would be best friends.

me: but i hate myself.

cari: hahaha?