For Example...

This post used to have a very long, terribly unfunny, overly personal story about poor communication among friends. And since the internet is not for talking about personal things, this post needed to be edited for content. Below you'll find the only good things about the previous form of the entry:




I was unhappy. So I wrote this brilliant gem of a txt: Thank you for inviting me out tonight. Unfortunately, I'm starring in a brand new hit tv show called Party Of One: The Lonely Years. Hope you can still have fun without me.

No response.

friend emily: i purposely tell my boss wrong names of people on hold

friend emily: so she looks stupid when she is like "hii laura its sue"

friend emily: and her name is like lisa

i can't really blame her.

friendemily: get to it
friendemily: thanks
whiitethrash: okay.
friendemily: LIKE YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO
friendemily: oh i expected some backtalk
friendemily: so i just prepared

B F I

friendemily: the hardest thing about this diet shit is no burritos
friendemily: why cant they just make diet burritos



...BFI:

DIET BURRITOS.