I refuse to participate in a blog this horrifyingly ugly.
Goodbye.
Showing posts with label bigface. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bigface. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Sunday, August 12, 2007
See that annoying fat fuck over there? THAT'S LIFE.
Dear Life,
Why are your people hellbent on taking photos of their very existence? What is wrong with a normal person memory? You remember what you need. Oh, you say they want to document all the entertaining moments you give them? Why then are your people hellbent on posting those awful photos on the internet in very public forums? Lastly, why are all the awful ones of me!?!!!! I finally fully understand the devastating wrath someone feels when they utter, "That's life!" It's your fucking fault.
Eat a dick.
Regretfully yours,
Meghan.
P.S. I refuse to satisfy you by posting the pictures again because, as you well know already, they involve some drunken dance moves, bigface, and a frizzy bad haircut.
P.P.S EAT A DICK!
Why are your people hellbent on taking photos of their very existence? What is wrong with a normal person memory? You remember what you need. Oh, you say they want to document all the entertaining moments you give them? Why then are your people hellbent on posting those awful photos on the internet in very public forums? Lastly, why are all the awful ones of me!?!!!! I finally fully understand the devastating wrath someone feels when they utter, "That's life!" It's your fucking fault.
Eat a dick.
Regretfully yours,
Meghan.
P.S. I refuse to satisfy you by posting the pictures again because, as you well know already, they involve some drunken dance moves, bigface, and a frizzy bad haircut.
P.P.S EAT A DICK!
tags!:
bigface,
dance,
eat a dick,
fat,
open letter,
photo,
regret
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)