more info here: http://www.womenscycling.ca/newsletter-august-september-06.htm#agony

edited to say: This is simply NOT funny.

You think you're soooo good at blogging cause you know how to post a screencap.

If you think the rolleyes thing is funny, it's not.

Any real internetress would know you should just :rolleyes: for comedic effect.

Shouldn't you be screenPRINTING instead of screencapping?

g2g
I have work tomorrow.
You know, the place where I make money.
Jealous?

For Example...

This post used to have a very long, terribly unfunny, overly personal story about poor communication among friends. And since the internet is not for talking about personal things, this post needed to be edited for content. Below you'll find the only good things about the previous form of the entry:




I was unhappy. So I wrote this brilliant gem of a txt: Thank you for inviting me out tonight. Unfortunately, I'm starring in a brand new hit tv show called Party Of One: The Lonely Years. Hope you can still have fun without me.

No response.

2008: The Year of Lust LOVE!!!!

gemathy:
I've decided that I want to fall in love
and I think you should too
and that should be what we do this year
I guess that's a wfi already
isn't it

whiitethrash:
sooo...should i blog that or should you...

DON'T give family members your email address.

I have one email I use to give to family where they are free to send as many fwds as the inbox can handle and I am free to say "Oh really? You sent me something? I get sooo much spam in that thing I can hardly read it!" And it's worked for years. Meanwhile, I maintain the other email pristine and family free. Only mom was allowed to email me at that address until...DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHN! She gave it to my cousin!!!! Awfulosity. I opened the email and got scared, mad, and annoyed, in that order. All before becoming entirely indifferent to the actual email content, which is as follows, creatively titled hi it's joce:

Hey girl!! It’s joce,

You better put your name down for something, even if it’s something small… like a bullet.. hehehehe, or....... A Charlie brown xmas tree... I actually asked for a boyfriend, with blue eyes, and a dog that doesn’t poop in my house.. hahah! I amuse myself... . Anyways, I look forward to hearing back from you, and I hope you’re doing well, let’s go out some night!

Love you

joce

That was way back in December before Christmas. It was about not wanting to participate in the bullshit Secret Santa my family does every year. I still haven't replied. It made Christmas a little awkward. But to be in my family you have to be good at pretending, showing up without engaging in any sort of relating, and dodging questions by shoving food in your mouth. It's rude to talk with your mouthful, afterall. I'll never reply. Let's see what that does for next year's Christmas Awkward-o-meter.

In addition, I berated my mother accordingly.

Then there's the constant barrage from my father: Did you get that email I sent? I sent you a link to the article! Didn't you watch the video? No, dad, I didn't. Because my father is what I assume would be labeled a constitutionalist and an income tax protester he sends me emails from an income tax protesting email newsletter. Unfortunately, inboxes across America bounce them right into the spam folder. Burnsauce on www.861.info and LOL email clients! That's The Man for ya! To combat the sighs and groans, I gave him my real email under a solemnly sworn oath he would NEVER, EVER reveal it to another family member without my explicit permission to do so.

So, today I get this email from my father titled, Democracy?:

This quote says it all. We live in a democratic REPUBLIC! (supposedly)

"Damn democracy. It is a fraudulent term used, often by ignorant persons but no less often by intellectual fakers, to describe an infamous mixture of socialism, miscegenation, graft, confiscation of property and denial of personal rights to individuals whose virtuous principles make them offensive." Westbrook Pegler: New York Journal American, 1/25/51, entitled "Upholds Republic of U.S. Against Phony Democracy, Democracy in the U.S. Branded Meaningless"

First of all, the quote implies my father hasn't yet realized we've been entertaining an increasingly fascist administration acting under the guise of traditional American democracy for 6 years or so. That aside...MISCEGENATION? Ok, even if a majority of Americans would agree with the quote...MISCEGENATION?

I responded:

This aint the 50's dad. Them races all be mixin! Your quote is cripplingly dated. Next time, make sure the people you send these sorts of things to are also as racist as you are.

In conclusion, DON'T give your family your email address.

Precautions.

Nellie: I don't mean to gross you out but...I just pulled two tampons out of my body and I had no idea two tampons were inside of me. That is one deep vagina...

Gem asks for help 2: electric boogaloo

gemath y: I can't get the code you typed out in our convo
gemath y: to not make a url
gemath y: I've tried spaces and . in random spots
gemath y: and it doesn't work
whiitethrash: its supposed to make a url
gemath y: but it doesn't make sense if it is a url
gemath y: because it's not one
gemath y: it doesn't link to anything
gemath y: the [code] words you want to show up
gemath y: that part
gemath y: it needs to be written code but not a link
gemath y: FIX
gemath y: NOW
gemath y: NOW NOW NOW NOW
gemath y: NOW
gemath y: NOW
gemath y: NOW
gemath y: NOW
gemath y: where the FUCK are you
whiitethrash: sorry
whiitethrash: i was peeing
gemath y: DON'T. DO. THAT.
whiitethrash: oh
whiitethrash: where i put URL
whiitethrash: you put the url to whatever you want the link to go to
gemath y: oh. my. god.
gemath y: wtf
whiitethrash: thewordsyouwanttoshowup = the words that take you to the link
whiitethrash: duh.
gemath y: what planet are you on?
gemath y: you haven't been on the same page all day
gemath y: you can't even follow along
whiitethrash: what do you want.
whiitethrash: ahaha
gemath y: I want you to learn how to read
gemath y: gemath y: I can't get the code you typed out in our convo
gemath y: to not make a url
whiitethrash: i want you to learn HTML by yourself.
gemath y: gemath y: I can't get the code you typed out in our convo
gemath y: to not make a url
gemath y: NOT NOT
whiitethrash: i know
whiitethrash: but why would you not want it to
gemath y: BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FUCKING LINK TO ANYTHING
gemath y: IT'S YOU TELLING ME HOW TO WRITE CODE
gemath y: AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
whiitethrash: OH MY GOD
gemath y: IF IT IS A URL TO NOWHERE
gemath y: AND NOT WRITTEN CODE
whiitethrash: ARE YOU POSTING IT
whiitethrash: IS THAT WHY
gemath y: YES JESUS CHRIST
whiitethrash: SORRY THAT YOU DIDNT TELL ME WHAT IT WAS FOR
gemath y: FOLLOW THE FUCK ALONG
whiitethrash: I HATE YOU
whiitethrash: I HATE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER
whiitethrash: WELL TAKE OUT THE WORDSYOUWANT...
whiitethrash: ANDJUSTCLOSEIT
whiitethrash:
gemath y: gemath y: I can't get the code you typed out in our convo
gemath y: to not make a url
gemath y: that's the part that says I was trying to post our convo
gemath y: that part
gemath y: and then the second half of that tells you what I was trying to do
whiitethrash: i thought you messed up your english
gemath y: you need to fucking read sasha
whiitethrash: and you meant
whiitethrash: something else
whiitethrash: gem stop
gemath y: no
whiitethrash: you're being so aggressive.
gemath y: you messed up your english
gemath y: well, imagine what it's like to talk to yourself sasha.
gemath y: imagine it
whiitethrash: hahahaha
gemath y: and try not to jump out the window while you're doing it.
gemath y: also, you still haven't told me how to fix it
gemath y: and I don't want to sit around for 10 minutes while you get around to answering me either
whiitethrash: well
whiitethrash: figure it out
whiitethrash: more spaces
whiitethrash: or take out the first
whiitethrash: <
whiitethrash: or just do
gemath y: gemath y: I've tried spaces and . in random spots
gemath y: and it doesn't work
whiitethrash: [wrote the same damn code again]
gemath y: and that shows up as nothing
whiitethrash: then do
whiitethrash: [wrote more code that doesn't help]
whiitethrash: but dont close it
gemath y: I fixed it all on my own
gemath y: without your help
whiitethrash: nice.
gemath y: none of your suggestions worked
whiitethrash: fine.
gemath y: now I am going to start to breathe
whiitethrash: no
whiitethrash: dont breathe.
whiitethrash: ever again
whiitethrash: pls.
gemath y: you just want the blog all to yourself
gemath y: still, it won't post
gemath y: it won't post sasha
whiitethrash: i dont care.
gemath y: it won't post
gemath y: you don't care?
whiitethrash: whiitethrash: i dont care.
gemath y: oh
gemath y: ok
gemath y: I hope you get shoved in an oven then
whiitethrash: hhahaha
gemath y: so the post I actually wrote
gemath y: it's not very funny is it?
whiitethrash: i liked it
gemath y: but it's a good wfi
whiitethrash: yes
whiitethrash: and thats what its all about
gemath y: but do you like it because you want me to be the less funny one?
whiitethrash: meghan
whiitethrash: i have always been
whiitethrash: the less funny one