Actually, what I said was:
1. Be fun.
2. Don't ruin my days off.
3. Don't annoy me by not wanting to do anything.
She hasn't fucked up yet.
(O HAI JORDAN!)
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Thursday, January 1, 2009
The Real Rules
Actually, what I said was:
1. Be fun.
2. Don't ruin my days off.
3. Don't annoy me by not wanting to do anything.
She hasn't fucked up yet.
(O HAI JORDAN!)
Back in Boston; or, Hello Jordan!
i came back to boston to hang out with gem before i get shipped off to israel for a ten day "excursion" through my holy land; war? what war?!
gem was sure to give me some ground rules before i even arrived. i'm a terrible listener and have never been one for "specifics", so here is what i imagine gem's rules were:
1. don't fucking make me miserable
2. don't complain about anything ever
3. don't be a bitch
and of course that last rule is crossed off because she doesn't think that's possible. or rather, i should say she WOULDN'T think that's possible since this is my imagined list of her rules. since i wasn't listening.
gem was sure to give me some ground rules before i even arrived. i'm a terrible listener and have never been one for "specifics", so here is what i imagine gem's rules were:
1. don't fucking make me miserable
2. don't complain about anything ever
and of course that last rule is crossed off because she doesn't think that's possible. or rather, i should say she WOULDN'T think that's possible since this is my imagined list of her rules. since i wasn't listening.
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