you can't tell in this little image...but he is wearing a pinky ring. and that's a pretty big red flag.*
anyway, while scouring various STRICTLY PLATONIC sections and continuing to waste my entire summer inside of my bedroom in tucson while watching judge judy, i did discover these two charming ads. unfortunately i don't remember which cities they're from...
first there's the search for the heavyset hilarious black man:
i would absolutely die to read her responses.
and then this woman. i can't imagine why she doesn't have any friends.
PS THERE IS A GUN RACK BEHIND YOU. AND IT IS FULL OF GUNS. FULL. OF. GUNS.
ANYWAY. in IRL news i get my second of three gardasil shots today. because cervical cancer and herpes are both pretty bad ideas. but gem wouldn't know anything about the latter, would you Gem?!?!!!
*(if you're wondering about the 2nd response i received, i decided to respond to his inquiry and let him know the real situation, via an email that read a little like this: "oh this was a joke ad and your response wasn't very funny. want to try again?" and for some reason he never wrote back....)
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