Monday, February 23, 2009

love and marriage.


me: So, Nellie just got engaged and is getting married probably in September.
my mom: But she is so young!
[she's my age btw]
me: Well, whatever.
my mom: So how does that make you feel?
me: Like I'm 24, live with my parents and can't keep a job.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

job hunt: back on.

after a mildly successful experience as a substitute teacher (I actually will have only gone to work 29 times since my hire date back in October [but it was the end of October!!!]. but before you criticize me, my track record isn't even that bad!! considering thanksgiving break, christmas break, my whole "i'm in israel" thing, and my affinity for recreational drug use, i don't think i did thaaaat badly), i am now left without a job. if there is one thing republicans are good at, it's cutting education funding (amirite??). oh, arizona, you silly goose; welcome to your own personal WFI!

i guess it's time to work on that screen play i keep telling Gem and Christopher i'm writing.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Google Search

While checking our fucking amazing and mind blowing reader stats (7 readers a day?? 5 of them are me, but who are the other two?!?!) - I noticed we got a hit off Google (I think it's hilarious that I just linked to Google BTW. Anyone else? Other two??). The search was for "best fucking idea".

We were the second site listed.

So obviously, Google either sucks, or is totally in on the joke.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009