Sunday, April 29, 2007

my new balance sneakers are all worn out from walking!

gemath y: craigslist fittmann
whiite thrash: fittmann.com
gemath y: fittmann!
whiite thrash: same creepy picture.
whiite thrash: superwalk!
gemath y: walkdance!
whiite thrash: worst web design ever.
whiite thrash: it might as well be on angelfire.
gemath y: seriously.
gemath y: superwalk
gemath y: seriously.
gemath y: haha
gemath y: this thing has to be the best joke ever
gemath y: it's fucking WALKING
whiite thrash: COMBINED WITH AEROBICS AND MUSCLE TONING ACTIVITIES.
whiite thrash: but it is not
whiite thrash: race walking.
gemath y: I was just reading that
whiite thrash: no exaggerated hip swagger here!
gemath y: race walking is an olympic sport?
whiite thrash: yeah. that is true.
whiite thrash: you must have one foot on the ground at all times.
whiite thrash: otherwise you're
whiite thrash: running.
whiite thrash: or skipping.
whiite thrash: frolicking.
gemath y: are you being serious?
whiite thrash: i swear to god.
whiite thrash: wiki
gemath y: the world is so fucked up
whiite thrash: hahaha
whiite thrash: when i write my movie/sitcom pilot
whiite thrash: it will have
whiite thrash: a racewalker.
gemath y: I want to see this in action.
whiite thrash: youtube it.
gemath y: and some fat girl saying 'that is so fucked up'
gemath y: I hope
gemath y: to be played by kate winslet of course
whiite thrash: There are two rules that govern racewalking. One is the lifting rule -- the athlete's back toe cannot leave the ground until the heel of the front foot has touched. The second is called "creeping', when the supporting leg does not straighten as the body passes over it. These rules are judged by the naked eye, which creates controversy at today's high speeds.
whiite thrash: at todays high speeds!
whiite thrash: hahaha
gemath y: I love this
gemath y: it's a whole new world
whiite thrash: While racewalking is the official name for the sport, many people who are not familiar with the event call it speedwalking, as racers walk at a fast pace. This term is disliked by racewalkers, as it is the term that was used by those in the fitness industry (i.e. not track & field) to denote extra exertion while walking, but without any of the rules
whiite thrash: haha
whiite thrash: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
whiite thrash: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
gemath y: haha
gemath y: omg
gemath y: youtube
gemath y: they're so creepy
gemath y: I bet I could do this
whiite thrash: youd be red paddled so fast.
gemath y: haha
whiite thrash: we could do a good 28 days later parody with this.
gemath y: no
gemath y: I wish I had a direct line to snl
gemath y: like just call em up and be like 'racewalking.'
gemath y: and they'd write a skit about it
gemath y: it's a will ferrell type character
gemath y: I don'te ven know who could do it now
whiite thrash: hahahaha
whiite thrash: no
whiite thrash: maya rudolph.
gemath y: yes.
gemath y: YES.
whiite thrash: mmhmm.
whiite thrash: shes my fav of all time maybe.
whiite thrash: simply because of the versace skits.
gemath y: I feel so fat watching these people walk
whiite thrash: that was her, right?
whiite thrash: hahaha
gemath y: donatella?
whiite thrash: this is a total worst fucking idea.
whiite thrash: yes.
gemath y: bitchachino