me: where are you?
kirsten: i've been stuck in traffic for hours. i am not even out of phoenix.
me: people who get into car accidents are so inconsiderate.
kirsten: i've been saying that for years.
me: i'm looking it up online. it happened an hour and a half ago - it must be a big deal if it hasn't been cleared yet...
kirsten: there better be five people and a cop dead!
sasha: bad karma!
kirsten: i'm joking. but srsly...