Actually, what I said was:
1. Be fun.
2. Don't ruin my days off.
3. Don't annoy me by not wanting to do anything.
She hasn't fucked up yet.
(O HAI JORDAN!)
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this blog, in and of itself, was a pretty bad idea.
gemath y: you are the only person who thinks I am consistently funny
whiite thrash: i only have two friends.
whiite thrash: i only have two friends.
whiite thrAsh: the thing that sucks about me is that i dont think anyone is funnier than ryan seacrest.
oh the places we'll go!
gemath y: she's one famous black lady that doesn't bother me
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