Rose: Hi stinkie. My 5th grade teacher just asked to be my friend on facebook. what the F U C K
Lewis: HAHAHA who???
R: Miss Smith!! Or...Linda. Whatever.
L: Oh man, so random.
R: Yeah. A part of me just died inside.
L: Well maybe it's a nice thing?? You were a special favorite!
R: She only has ten friends that include [classmate], [classmate], [classmate], [classmate] and me.
L: Oh, god. I love this.