My dad got a speeding ticket on his way back from the casino the other night.
He is going to fight it because he thinks it was malicious. And because he has a radar detector in his car and it didn't go off, so he believes the officer is making everything up.
I am siding with the officer.
Anyway, my dad has been buying law books. Law dictionaries, law for dummies, and, the book he is most wild about, some piece of shit by Alan Dershowitz.
He doesn't read the books though. They just sit on the table.