Nellie: I don't mean to gross you out but...I just pulled two tampons out of my body and I had no idea two tampons were inside of me. That is one deep vagina...
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this blog, in and of itself, was a pretty bad idea.
gemath y: you are the only person who thinks I am consistently funny
whiite thrash: i only have two friends.
whiite thrash: i only have two friends.
whiite thrAsh: the thing that sucks about me is that i dont think anyone is funnier than ryan seacrest.
oh the places we'll go!
gemath y: she's one famous black lady that doesn't bother me
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1 comment:
Sasha?
Thank you for revealing this blog to me. It's almost pathetic how excited I am to read it all the time. (Almost.) And because I don't really have any friends since they're all back in Texas or away at college somewhere, I can read this and laugh at it and pretend that you guys are my friends.
Thank youuuu.
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